Canada votes!

Martin, Duceppe, Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Martin turns to Harper and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."

Duceppe looks at him and says, "I could take $100 and give it to a Quebecer and he could buy himself a referendum."

Harper shrugs and not to be outdone, replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."

Layton says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw all four of them out the window and make 32 million people happy."


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